A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she's peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
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She hands the ticket to the manager ----- and ------ he reads;
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(You're gonna love this)!
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"W I N A B A G E L"
(Credit goes to Norma - who sent this to me in 2004 - by the way - Norma is a brunette.)