This is an abreviated set of some of the better known Business Rules for the Game. It is amazing how often they will apply to nearly every kind of business situation..
Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Trumm's Decree: You can't make a fact out of an opinion by raising your voice.
Boren's First Law: When in doubt, mumble.
Ettorre's Observation: The other line always moves faster.
Haley's Principle: Every man has a money making scheme that will not work.
Gillette's Theorem: If you want to make people mad, lie to them. If you want to infuriate them, tell them the truth.