The following helpful guide has been prepared to help employees better understand their paychecks:
ITEM.........................AMOUNT
Gross pay ...............$1,212.02
LESS
Income tax.................$244.40
Outgo tax .................. $45.21
State tax ................... $11.61
Interstate tax .............$61.10
County tax .................. $6.11
City tax..................... $12.22
Rural tax..................... $4.44
Back tax ..................... $1.91
Front tax..................... $1.16
Side tax ...................... $1.61
Up tax ........................ $2.24
Tic-Tacs .......................$2.98
Thumbtacks ..................$3.93
Carpet tacks .................$1.98
Stadium tax ...................$2.69
Flat tax ........................$8.32
Surtax..........................$3.46
Corporate tax................$2.60
Parking fee....................$7.00
FICA ..........................$81.88
TGIF Fund .................... $9.95
Life insurance................ $7.85
Health insurance ...........$17.23
Dental insurance............. $5.50
Mental insurance ............ $5.33
Disability ..................... $3.50
Ability.......................... $1.25
Liability........................ $3.41
Unreliability..................$10.99
Coffee ........................$16.85
Coffee Cups................. $66.51
Floor rental ................. $16.85
Chair rental................... $1.32
Desk rental...................$14.32
Union dues .................. $25.85
Union don'ts ..................$3.77
Cash advance .............. .$0.69
Cash retreats.............$121.35
Overtime .................... $1.26
Under Time..................$54.83
Eastern time................. $9.00
Central time ..................$8.00
Mountain time ...............$7.00
Pacific time.................. $6.00
Time Out.....................$12.21
Oxygen ......................$10.02
Water.........................$16.54
Heat ..........................$51.42
Cool air ......................$26.83
Hot air........................$28.13
Miscellaneous..............$113.29
Sundry........................$14.09
Various........................ $8.01
Net Take Home Pay........$6.02
Thank you for being a good citizen. We are here to help you and take care of all your needs. All questions, comments, concerns, complaints frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternations, or input should be directed elsewhere.
Have a nice week,
Your Government