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A Shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a Brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
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A Shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a Brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
Examples of why the English language is so hard to learn !!!!
and how many do you really need anyway???
We forget how wonderful “Oldies but real goodies can be”. There really ought to be a drum roll that goes along with these.... HAVE A GOOD GROAN !!!
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, remember:
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
A collection of one-liners
If computer operating systems ran the airlines
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill.
A hip young man went and bought the best car available: a 2000 Ferrari GTO.
A list of random and somewhat odd facts ---
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A little wisdom from the creator of “Charlie Brown”
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that its tough. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers
This is a test for us, old kids! READY????? Here we go!
Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary:
Hard to believe, however, all of these stories are real:
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do dogs & cats come from?"
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin & orders three pints of Guinness
In anticipation of ongoing corporate consolidations, here are some of the upcoming mergers we can expect to see:
This fall, when you see geese heading south for the winter-flying along in "V" formation-you might consider what science has discovered as to why they fly that way.
Continue reading "The Goose Story - or - Lessons from Bird Brains" »
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.
If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer
Interesting theory... Giving More Than 100%!
A poem of computer terms - for the Ages (or should that be "Aged")
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
Rodney passed away in 2004. He started most of his comedy routine one-liners with the words:”I don’t get any respect”, then, we would hear a string of one-liners, in rapid fire fashion (often with rim shots) which would have most people rolling with laughter. These are just a small sample and tribute offered with respect.
This collection of goodies are actually some very helpful handyman type hints and fixes for everyday life. We hope you find one or more of them to be useful.
You would think they would proof read & catch some of these (real product instruction) before the products went on the shelf.
This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation Board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure...... )
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