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« The Irish Baptist | Main | The Goose Story - or - Lessons from Bird Brains »

MERGER MANIA

In anticipation of ongoing corporate consolidations, here are some of the upcoming mergers we can expect to see:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and WR Grace Company merge to become: Hale Mary Fuller Grace

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become: Polly-Warner-Cracker

3M and Goodyear merge to become: MMMGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become: Deere Abi

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become: Zip Audi Do Da

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become: Honey I'm Home

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become: Mine All Mine

Federal Express and UPS merge to become: FED UP

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing: Reproductive Organs

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become: Fairwell Honeychild

Knott's Berry Farm & the National Organization of Women will merge and become: Knott NOW!


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Anonymous:

cool post. I'll go digg it now

Posted by Anonymous | April 8, 2010 3:27 PM

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